My name is Blondina, and I am a model, welcome to the first instalment of my blog! The first thing you need to know about me is that I am a huge Vivienne Westwood fan. I have been a follower of 'The Dame' since I first made the pilgrimage to ‘World's End’, way back in the day when that was the only shop she had!

Oh yes I remember ‘punk rock’, the Pirate Collection, Rocking Horse shoes ,Harlequin and Columbine, Buffalo Girls, Sarah Stockbridge (my favourite model ever), The mini-crini, “Don’t you ever kiss me once kiss me twice”, Harris tweed, the man who forgot his trousers, and even the dame who forgot her pants at the palace!

Now I know I don’t look old enough to go that far back, let’s just say that good genes run in my family, and any way what’s lacking in nature can always be made up for with a good plastic surgeon! So age aside here I am, at the peak of my career now working as the Platinum Blonde showroom dummy; and I have to tell you it’s a job I love, for I am in Vivienne Westwood heaven! I spend all day surrounded by gorgeous Vivienne Westwood accessories, handbags with specially picked matching purses. The costume jewellery is to die for and there are delicious scarves made of silks, wool and fine linens, to wraparound my delicate neck; and now we have added Vivienne Westwood ‘Melissa’ shoes to our collection, What girl could ask for anything more?

There is a lot more to being a showroom dummy than one might think; apart from the usual requirements, flawless milky skin, exquisite cheek bones, and thighs to stop a truck, one must also have the ability to sit still for hours on end, gazing out at the high street, looking fabulous and giving the people of Coleshill something to aspire too!

I suppose you could say that I am a bit of a mentor, so I am going to make it my task to guide all you Vivienne Westwood fans towards, what’s in and what’s out?, what’s hot and what’s not?!!!

Lots of Love Blondina x

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

Last weekend, I finally gave in to the persuasive charms of my BFF, and agreed to try a camping trip .

"If it’s good enough for princess Kate” she said “It’s good enough for you!” So reluctantly I ventured out into the open air, to eat barbecue food “yummy!”, and sing songs round a camp fire “yippee!”, and gaze up at the midnight stars. Actually I didn’t mind that bit, staring absentmindedly into space happens to be one of my particular forte’s!

Singing 'Ging Gang Goolie'
Needless to say it rained, and then it rained some more! And when it had finished raining, it rained again!
Rain + camping field = mud, lots of yucky mud!!!

Cherryblossom and I 










Why one needs a degree in meteorology to forecast the English weather beats me! Any way we still managed to look gorgeous in our matching parkers, denim shorts and Vivienne Westwood wellies. What can I say? us model types just look good in anything!

Two gorgeous sleeping girlies
Personally I found the whole camping experience to be rather overrated; us girls need a little luxury, I mean if you were Princess Kate where would you sleep? Tent / Palace, Tent / Palace, tent / Palace ! “ Oh dear me, however shall I choose?”

“Next time Cherryblossom we are heading for the palace!”
Rock Chicks in wellies
Ciao bella’s
Love Blondina x
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