My name is Blondina, and I am a model, welcome to the first instalment of my blog! The first thing you need to know about me is that I am a huge Vivienne Westwood fan. I have been a follower of 'The Dame' since I first made the pilgrimage to ‘World's End’, way back in the day when that was the only shop she had!

Oh yes I remember ‘punk rock’, the Pirate Collection, Rocking Horse shoes ,Harlequin and Columbine, Buffalo Girls, Sarah Stockbridge (my favourite model ever), The mini-crini, “Don’t you ever kiss me once kiss me twice”, Harris tweed, the man who forgot his trousers, and even the dame who forgot her pants at the palace!

Now I know I don’t look old enough to go that far back, let’s just say that good genes run in my family, and any way what’s lacking in nature can always be made up for with a good plastic surgeon! So age aside here I am, at the peak of my career now working as the Platinum Blonde showroom dummy; and I have to tell you it’s a job I love, for I am in Vivienne Westwood heaven! I spend all day surrounded by gorgeous Vivienne Westwood accessories, handbags with specially picked matching purses. The costume jewellery is to die for and there are delicious scarves made of silks, wool and fine linens, to wraparound my delicate neck; and now we have added Vivienne Westwood ‘Melissa’ shoes to our collection, What girl could ask for anything more?

There is a lot more to being a showroom dummy than one might think; apart from the usual requirements, flawless milky skin, exquisite cheek bones, and thighs to stop a truck, one must also have the ability to sit still for hours on end, gazing out at the high street, looking fabulous and giving the people of Coleshill something to aspire too!

I suppose you could say that I am a bit of a mentor, so I am going to make it my task to guide all you Vivienne Westwood fans towards, what’s in and what’s out?, what’s hot and what’s not?!!!

Lots of Love Blondina x

Wednesday, 25 July 2012


Now I’m the kind of girl that would rather travel, dead broke in first class than hard up in second! So with this in mind my aunt Joyful and I recently embarked on a luxury cruise liner to Norway!


Naturally we had taken a suite on the bridge (one personal butler, and two cabin stewards) and so on a fine sunny morning we bid farewell to the white cliffs of Dover and set sail for the land of clean water, clear skies, and fresh air!




The reason that Norway is so refreshing and breathtakingly beautiful is because the Norwegians are such climate sensitive people. They may appear to be all anoracks and walking boots, but being green, recycling, preserving water and reducing their carbon footprint is so long embedded in their culture it’s just part of their everyday life.



Being a high maintenance kind of girl myself I found all this a little daunting, but having seen the cascading waterfalls, and skies so clear you would think the stars would fall down into the sea, I decided right there and then that I was going to start to do my bit to save the planet!



I started first thing the following morning, and for my trip on the Flam railway (one of the most scenic train routes in Europe) I chose to wear my “Act Fast, Slow Climate Change” Vivienne Westwood scarf, new out this season! 





As i suspected it did the trick and I proved very popular with the Locals, who seemed very impressed with my alternative to the bobble hat! After tea and waffles and much conversation about how good Vivienne is to remind us of the important things in life, even if the message is printed on a £240. Scarf!
Feeling very pleased with my first day’s efforts at saving the planet, I returned to my luxury suite, only to find that in my absence I had left a tap running! “Oops silly me! Must try harder next time!

On my return journey I started reading Vivienne Westwood’s ‘one hundred days of active resistance’ check out day 68 and see how Iceland is getting on! My Vivienne scarf won’t save the planet, but at least it reminds us that we can!

Log on in a few days, when I will reveal my smutty holiday secret!

Ciao Bella Sorellas

xx

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

Last weekend, I finally gave in to the persuasive charms of my BFF, and agreed to try a camping trip .

"If it’s good enough for princess Kate” she said “It’s good enough for you!” So reluctantly I ventured out into the open air, to eat barbecue food “yummy!”, and sing songs round a camp fire “yippee!”, and gaze up at the midnight stars. Actually I didn’t mind that bit, staring absentmindedly into space happens to be one of my particular forte’s!

Singing 'Ging Gang Goolie'
Needless to say it rained, and then it rained some more! And when it had finished raining, it rained again!
Rain + camping field = mud, lots of yucky mud!!!

Cherryblossom and I 










Why one needs a degree in meteorology to forecast the English weather beats me! Any way we still managed to look gorgeous in our matching parkers, denim shorts and Vivienne Westwood wellies. What can I say? us model types just look good in anything!

Two gorgeous sleeping girlies
Personally I found the whole camping experience to be rather overrated; us girls need a little luxury, I mean if you were Princess Kate where would you sleep? Tent / Palace, Tent / Palace, tent / Palace ! “ Oh dear me, however shall I choose?”

“Next time Cherryblossom we are heading for the palace!”
Rock Chicks in wellies
Ciao bella’s
Love Blondina x